“Warning” by Jenny Joseph, written in 1961 was perhaps surprisingly voted the Nation's Favorite Poem in a BBC poll in 1996 – beating off competition from some of the giants in the poetry world.

In the poem, the poet pictures herself as an old woman, inappropriately wearing purple with a red hat; spending all her pension on brandy; running her stick along railings; picking flowers in others gardens; hoarding beermats and generally making up for the sobriety of her youth.  She wonders if she ought to practice these things in case she suddenly found herself ‘old’ and wearing purple.

I wonder if life has imitated art as Jenny Joseph will be 80 this year, and hopefully wearing purple and red.

So it got me thinking – Did Burns ever see himself as an old man?

Or did he lead the life he led because he knew old age was never likely to be for him

 

A WarninAn’ A Greetin

(Wae apologies tae Jenny Joseph)

 

Well I ken that I will ne’er be that dowie auld man in purple breeks

Who toits an’ totters aboot in a bright red bonnet

My time is aye here and now

An’ both me and the apothecary ken

That nae dip in the Nith nor sup frae the Brow Well

Will mend this poet’s failin’ heart

 

Do I care a whit that I will ne’er see my dotage?

For seven an’ thirty years, my minutes have been stappit’ fu

I have lived life at a gallop and no a canter

An’ a great mony freends and family shared the ride

Pension or provisions are no part o’ my vocabulary

I hav’na squirreled pennies awa like hazelnuts

When neither pleasant autumns nor harsh winters lie ahead

Instead, my hoard is my poems, tales, sangs an’ sonnets

 

As for life, abstinence could ne’er be a bedfellow wae notoriety

I’ve aye got pleasure in rattlin’ ma stick alang public railings

Pokin’ ma nib at the birkies

An’ stickin’ ma tongue oot at Holy affairs

I hav’na picked the flooers in ithers gardens

But I ken my seed has too aft been spread

So when sobriety ne’er featured in my youth

I dinna need tae practice fur whit auld age may bring

 

God formed me wae passions strong an’ wild

An’ listening tae their voice aft leads me wrang

But should folks, in years tae come, e’er tak the time

Tae speak my name or read my words

I hae but one wish

Leave the lifestyle alane an’ look at the legacy

An even if God was tae spare me

To become dowie, stiff an’ crazy wae age....

 

I still wud’na wear purple